Greetings! It is me, I am alive!
I have been taking some time for self-care, R&R, and reconnecting with friends, which inevitably has led to me taking several days off from blogging. Finding the time and willpower to write every day has been a struggle. But I’m here, gender-queer, and ready to talk to you about my bathroom and all the things I use within it.
Teeth
Here I have a bamboo toothbrush, my partner (J’s) toothbrush, and my copper tongue scraper. If you haven’t found one already, you should definitely get a tongue scraper. Most bacteria responsible for bad breath resides on the tongue, and it’s disgustingly satisfying to scrape it off. For toothpaste, I have been hopping around between brands, but I really like Jason Sea Fresh. Yes, it’s in a plastic tube, am I just the worst? I haven’t found a DIY recipe for toothpaste that I like and that doesn’t make my mouth taste like a dumpster in the morning. I make my own mouthwash with water, baking soda, and peppermint essential oils. For floss, I currently am using a combo of vegan waxed floss in a paper box, a freebie of coconut fiber floss from my dentist, and when those are gone, I’ll start using the biodegradable floss in a refillable glass tube that I found here.
Hair
My hair is the longest it’s ever been in my life, and it requires a little more maintenance now. I use a bamboo hair brush with natural bristles that don’t yank my hair out whenever I brush. I have superfine hair and a sensitive scalp, so this brush is just gentle enough without leaving a rat’s nest. I make my own dry shampoo out of cornstarch (absorbs oils) and cocoa powder (for my darker blonde locks; doesn’t make my hair look gray). I use a soft and fat makeup brush to brush the dry shampoo from my roots down through greasy sections of my hair, wait a little bit, and then brush it through my hair to disperse oils. I use a small amount of leave-in conditioner made from macadamia oil that I bought in this plastic spray bottle probably close to 6 years ago. I keep adding water to it to make it last longer, and with the dry shampoo, it makes my hair smell like cookies! I also use a solid hair conditioner that I got from Lush. I wet my hands, scoop out a dime-sized dollop, rub into hands, and then into my strands. It works fantastically.
Rest of the Bod
I found compostable cotton swabs because my ears produce a LOT of wax, and it affects my hearing, which is already terrible. I use an acne prevention medication, tiger balm for those sore baker hands, homemade deodorant (recipe and link to blog post here), and a DIY whipped body butter I made two years ago with loving ingredients like cocoa butter, shea butter, coconut oil, and mint essential oil. Also smells like cookies. I’m noticing a trend here in my hygiene products.
The toilet-brush looking thing at the top is my body dry brush. I really don’t like using body scrubs that are oil based and wash down the drain, so I gently use the brush to exfoliate, massaging skin with small circles. I have exactly one color of nail polish. A small bottle of natural throat spray for those allergy-related sore throats. We have a container of cut up soft cloth for tissues and cleaning the bathroom counter. A small tin of Burt’s Bees miracle salve for bug bites or sunburns, pretty much anything. A small tin of antifungal foot balm for that very real rock climber’s foot gnar. When these two tins run out, I’ll reuse them for making my own balms and salves, or for bar shampoo and soap while travelling.
These are all of the things that live in my shower right now. As you can see, this is not a perfectly zero waste shower. The white bottle of conditioner was grandfathered in, and I have been trying to use it up. The middle bottle was something I got for free from work, and it’s hard for me to pass up free things like $12 vegan shampoo that would have otherwise been thrown away. I also have another bottle of conditioner that I’m also trying to use up before switching to solid, package-free conditioner or apple cider vinegar rinses, I haven’t decided yet. I also have a sliver of bar shampoo from Lush that I fell in love with instantly. I may buy more, we’ll see. Package-free soap (only has a plastic sticker on the back for a barcode). A ceramic shaving mug with a small disk of my remaining William’s Mug Shaving soap, which you can get for less than $2 at most grocery stores! A vegan bristled shaving brush for a decadent lather and my safety razor. I bought a box of over 100 razor blades for about $12 and haven’t even put a dent in it since I switched to a safety razor over a year ago. Zero waste changes can be thrifty AF.
Le Toilette
I buy recycled toilet paper in a recyclable paper package in single rolls from the Co-Op. I just ordered a bidet and am honestly stoked to start using it instead of toilet paper. Apart from using less water, it also is better for ya bum than TP. For scrubbing our toilet, we use Bon Ami and it works well. Instead of buying toxic air fresheners, I like to use Palo Santo smudge sticks. You burn them for only a few seconds and they fill the room with a woodsy, spicy smell, and are traditionally used in Central and South America to cleanse spaces of negative energy and prepare for ceremonies.
Storytime. For the longest time, every day when I would come home, I was immediately greeted with an intense musty smell that would make me wrinkle my nose. The apartment could be super clean, trash was taken out, no food left around, no exact cause for the smell, and yet every day I would smell it. When I come home, I want the space to be welcoming and homey, which includes not smelling like something rotting. It was making me grumpy, searching for the root of the cause, obsessively cleaning, and overall putting myself in a bad mood. Sounds petty, I know, but the nose I was given is a blessing and a curse, I smell everything, good or bad. We tried incense, candles, fans to air out the apartment, baking soda, nothing worked. I bought some Palo Santo sticks mostly out of impulse, and because incense sticks are a bit too smoky for me. I burned the sticks for about 30 seconds in each room, and our whole apartment suddenly felt homier. The next day, this smell that was driving me batshit crazy was GONE. I haven’t smelled it since. I’m convinced there was some looming negative energy that was finding its way into my nostrils. Not to be all hippie dippy but the space feels much more welcoming and homey than it did.
So there you have it! All this being said, there are still more things in my bathroom than what I’ve shown you, but not much. I’ve pared it down to things I use very regularly. I keep it simple with my hygiene routine. I wash my hair 1-2 times per week, wash my face with any ol’ bar soap, occasionally slap some lotion on the dry spots, and dab the occasional acne problem zone with some zip-zapper. I stopped wearing makeup because it is just too much work, and I rub my face too much from the sleepies. I used to wear it all the time and would feel naked without it. But I’ve been really diggin’ myself without it. If you do wear makeup and want to go to a more zero waste routine, I recommend Clean-Faced Cosmetics. They have an Etsy shop and are an all vegan makeup company! You can also ask them to ship things to you in reusable or recyclable packaging.
Love (and bar soap),
Ollie